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How to Survive Camping Masterpost/Table of Contents
The Man with No Shadow
the rules
1. How to Survive Camping
2. Rule #4 - The Dancers
3. When It Rains
4. Rule #3 - The Lights
5. Why We Don't Keep Horses
6. My Brother Is Not My Brother
7. Rule #8 - The People With No Faces
8. I Went Trick-or-Treating with the Man with the Skull Cup
9. A Bit of Local History
10. Rule #17 - The Man with No Shadow
11. I almost drowned on Tuesday
12. Yes we're talking about the lights again
13. I accidentally hosted the dancer's Christmas party
14. Something worse than coal
15. The vanishing house
16. The master of the vanishing house
17. Rule #5 - the gray world
18. I can't believe we're talking about the lights yet again (+ the flyer)
19. Rule #15 - the lady with extra eyes
20. Three exciting things
21. I saved someone. Sort of.
22. The man with the skull cup kissed me
23. Blood forcibly taken
24. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug
25. The town should fear me
26. I've lost my campground
27. Rule #10 - the thing in the dark
28. A place without shadows
revised rules
BONUS STORY #1: Goat Valley Live
(Starts at around 01:33:35. Might take place pre-canon; definitely takes place before Chapter 15. Written by Bonnie Quinn but might not be totally canonical, unlike the other bonus stories.)
The Lady in Chains
1. Structural incentives and anti-social behavior
2. The bad years
3. Rule #9 - the lady in chains
4. When land becomes old
5. Rusalki's week
6. Rule #2 - in which I ruin food for you
7. I'm worried about the lady with extra eyes
8. What was done to Louisa's parents
9. A pack of very good puppers
10. The importance of vetting your ideas
11. Rule #1 - yes, finally gonna talk about this one
12. The campground is... leaking
13. Rule #17 - the children without a wagon
14. I still hate that knife though
15. Hateful blood
16. I got a horse
17. Senior Camp Rule #8 - don't make us throw you down a hill
18. I threw the dancers a party
19. Rule #18 - the frost
20. Ways to break a curse
21. The power of ritual
22. Rule #6 - the hammock monster
23. The family curse
24. I still love Bryan's dogs but omg
25. Rule #13 - I went hunting with the man with the skull cup
26. Bad years are also expensive years
27. The lady in the woods
28. The little girl
29. A death in the family
30. A branch from the dark
31. When land becomes ancient
revised rules
The Horse-Eater
1. Don't try to do my job
2. My mother's memory
3. Rule #7 - the things that were born here
4. The worst year
5. A weak will
6. I made a bargain
7. Rule #15 - the cake is still a lie
8. A gummy bear hugged me and it was as awful as you'd expect
9. The dapple-gray stallion
10. The hitchhikers
11. A strip of skin
12. A bridle of flesh
13. I'm starting to dislike children
14. I'm glad I'm not the only one with bad ideas
15. It's official: I don't like children
16. How to Survive Horses
17. The motherless
18. Rule #13: the last rule
19. It's Irish history time and also I might die but that's probably not a surprise anymore
20. Collateral damage
21. I brought home some new "pets"
22. My ancestor's journal
23. Don't follow the gummy bears either
24. What does this campground have against my four-wheelers
25. Old habits die hard
26. A funeral for the inhuman
27. I solve my problems with murder
28. Bryan's dogs
29. A very old war
revised rules
BONUS STORY #2: Arts and crafts with the dancers
The Beast
1. The mundane rules
2. More idiocy from the locals
3. I actually went camping
4. I did the thing. The thing I tell you not to do.
5. My niece is not my niece
6. A tongue of bone
7. I may have an anger problem
8. Can we skip no-shave November this year?
9. The dancers invited me to a birthday party
10. We also host weddings
11. Maybe the town is right about my family
12. Beau has had a rough week
13. I made Beau's week even worse
14. A pile of sticks and leaves
15. This is kind of about the old sheriff's wife, I guess
16. Seriously, who the hell buries a tent?
17. I am once again asking for you to stop following the lights
18. Rule #9 - a drink from the skull cup
19. If you could leave a 5 star review I'd really appreciate it right now
20. A mask of skin
21. The wrongfully dead
22. My niece is still the worst
23. The harvesters are on my shit list
24. This land is special
25. We know the cost
26. My death is following me
27. A key of bone
28. An accident or intention
29. Marked for death
30. The importance of sacrifice
31. The beast
final rules
BONUS STORY #3: Rule #6 - the missing four-wheeler
the rules
1. How to Survive Camping
2. Rule #4 - The Dancers
3. When It Rains
4. Rule #3 - The Lights
5. Why We Don't Keep Horses
6. My Brother Is Not My Brother
7. Rule #8 - The People With No Faces
8. I Went Trick-or-Treating with the Man with the Skull Cup
9. A Bit of Local History
10. Rule #17 - The Man with No Shadow
11. I almost drowned on Tuesday
12. Yes we're talking about the lights again
13. I accidentally hosted the dancer's Christmas party
14. Something worse than coal
15. The vanishing house
16. The master of the vanishing house
17. Rule #5 - the gray world
18. I can't believe we're talking about the lights yet again (+ the flyer)
19. Rule #15 - the lady with extra eyes
20. Three exciting things
21. I saved someone. Sort of.
22. The man with the skull cup kissed me
23. Blood forcibly taken
24. Cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug
25. The town should fear me
26. I've lost my campground
27. Rule #10 - the thing in the dark
28. A place without shadows
revised rules
BONUS STORY #1: Goat Valley Live
(Starts at around 01:33:35. Might take place pre-canon; definitely takes place before Chapter 15. Written by Bonnie Quinn but might not be totally canonical, unlike the other bonus stories.)
The Lady in Chains
1. Structural incentives and anti-social behavior
2. The bad years
3. Rule #9 - the lady in chains
4. When land becomes old
5. Rusalki's week
6. Rule #2 - in which I ruin food for you
7. I'm worried about the lady with extra eyes
8. What was done to Louisa's parents
9. A pack of very good puppers
10. The importance of vetting your ideas
11. Rule #1 - yes, finally gonna talk about this one
12. The campground is... leaking
13. Rule #17 - the children without a wagon
14. I still hate that knife though
15. Hateful blood
16. I got a horse
17. Senior Camp Rule #8 - don't make us throw you down a hill
18. I threw the dancers a party
19. Rule #18 - the frost
20. Ways to break a curse
21. The power of ritual
22. Rule #6 - the hammock monster
23. The family curse
24. I still love Bryan's dogs but omg
25. Rule #13 - I went hunting with the man with the skull cup
26. Bad years are also expensive years
27. The lady in the woods
28. The little girl
29. A death in the family
30. A branch from the dark
31. When land becomes ancient
revised rules
The Horse-Eater
1. Don't try to do my job
2. My mother's memory
3. Rule #7 - the things that were born here
4. The worst year
5. A weak will
6. I made a bargain
7. Rule #15 - the cake is still a lie
8. A gummy bear hugged me and it was as awful as you'd expect
9. The dapple-gray stallion
10. The hitchhikers
11. A strip of skin
12. A bridle of flesh
13. I'm starting to dislike children
14. I'm glad I'm not the only one with bad ideas
15. It's official: I don't like children
16. How to Survive Horses
17. The motherless
18. Rule #13: the last rule
19. It's Irish history time and also I might die but that's probably not a surprise anymore
20. Collateral damage
21. I brought home some new "pets"
22. My ancestor's journal
23. Don't follow the gummy bears either
24. What does this campground have against my four-wheelers
25. Old habits die hard
26. A funeral for the inhuman
27. I solve my problems with murder
28. Bryan's dogs
29. A very old war
revised rules
BONUS STORY #2: Arts and crafts with the dancers
The Beast
1. The mundane rules
2. More idiocy from the locals
3. I actually went camping
4. I did the thing. The thing I tell you not to do.
5. My niece is not my niece
6. A tongue of bone
7. I may have an anger problem
8. Can we skip no-shave November this year?
9. The dancers invited me to a birthday party
10. We also host weddings
11. Maybe the town is right about my family
12. Beau has had a rough week
13. I made Beau's week even worse
14. A pile of sticks and leaves
15. This is kind of about the old sheriff's wife, I guess
16. Seriously, who the hell buries a tent?
17. I am once again asking for you to stop following the lights
18. Rule #9 - a drink from the skull cup
19. If you could leave a 5 star review I'd really appreciate it right now
20. A mask of skin
21. The wrongfully dead
22. My niece is still the worst
23. The harvesters are on my shit list
24. This land is special
25. We know the cost
26. My death is following me
27. A key of bone
28. An accident or intention
29. Marked for death
30. The importance of sacrifice
31. The beast
final rules
BONUS STORY #3: Rule #6 - the missing four-wheeler